There are many stereotypes about Germans. They are serious, hardworking, love their vacation and beer... and are quite direct. A perfect example of this is their relationship to the bathroom. No frivolous euphemisms are employed in referring to this most necessary room. No loo, lavatory, restroom or commode. No nose powdering or little girl's room. The Germans get right to the point and say Toilette. "Excuse me sir, where is your toilet?" One person explained it so - why would I ask for the bathroom? I don't need to take a bath? Fair enough! During our year here, we have encountered some interesting variations in the facilities:
This specimen's circumference is comparable to a basketball. No lounging possible. Do your business and move on. Side grips prevent any shenanigans.
A stage is provided free of charge so you can admire your work before bidding farewell.
I hope you have good aim...
As always, the energy conscience Germans offer two flushing options - for gross und klein (large and small deposits)
And what would a home Toilette be without a personal urinal? We've seen many homes with a Herrentoilette or Pissoir. Lid optional.
There is an unmistakeable cultural movement here to get gentlemen callers to sit when they're going klein. Lots of bathrooms have reminders.
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